Typing Time: 'Click Keypad' Computer Watches




This is the $90 Click Keypad watch. It was made to look like the number pad of a computer keyboard and tells the time by blinking the corresponding numbers in order. Plus you can actually click the keys if you want to pretend like you're hacking an ATM or something to impress a date. *mashing watch buttons* Just watch, any second this thing's gonna start spitting out free money!.




Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir




The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES. They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design.



Warp Me Awake, STAT: The Mario Pipe Coffee Mug



This is the $34 Mario warp pipe coffee mug from Fangamer, the same company that brought us the Mega Man energy tank coffee mug. It makes a great stocking stuffer. Or, should I say, stocking clogger? Get it?



Would Bring To A Knife Fight: DIY 70-Cal T-Rex Rifle


The cartridge, named the .700 WTF ("What The F...") and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3" in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet.

The rifle, with just a 16.25" barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4" steel plate.

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Disney Princesses As Magazine Cover Models


This is a 13-magazine series of Disney princesses as cover models as imagined by artist Petite Tiaras. Now I now what you're wondering...

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EPL: Arsenal vs Everton 1-0


By Richard Clarke

Arsenal broke into the top four for the first time this season after a wonder strike from Robin van Persie ended Everton’s dogged resistance at Emirates Stadium on Saturday.

The afternoon had started in a celebratory mood. This famous football club were 125 years old today and, quite rightly, they laid on a pre-match party.

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Reimagining The Mario Bros Player Select Screen


This is a short animation of a re-imagined Super Mario Bros. player select screen in gritty 3-D with an environmental twist by digital artist Jonathan Fletcher.

Obviously, I would play the hell out of that if it were real. Also, have nightmares. "Nightmares or wet dreams?" Ha, that depends on what the princess looks like. "You mean Yoshi?" Yes, yes I do.

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Glass Multi-Touch Keyboard & Mouse Coming Soon


Jason Giddings' Kickstarter project to develop multi-touch glass keyboards and mice has been fully funded and he expects to have them to market as early as April of next year. You can still donate $250 for a keyboard , $150 for a mouse or $350 for both though.


EPL: Wigan Athletic vs Arsenal 0-4


By Richard Clarke at the DW Stadium

Arsenal returned to top form with a storming 4-0 win at Wigan on Saturday.

Goals from Mikel Arteta and Thomas Vermaelen on the half-hour put the visitors in control. Gervinho and Robin van Persie finished the job in the second half.




Babe Of The Month 12/2011: Nadia Bjorlin


Nadia Alexandra Bjorlin born August 2, 1980, is an American actress and singer.


Björlin was born in Newport, Rhode Island but lived in Sweden until the age of 7. Her father was the Swedish composer and conductor Ulf Björlin (1933–1993).Her mother, Fary, is a Persian interior decorator from Iran.

Nadia speaks English, Swedish, Persian, and Azerbaijani. When her family moved to West Palm Beach, Florida, she attended the Palm Beach County School of the Arts (now Dreyfoos School of the Arts) along with her brothers Ulf and Jean Paul, where she excelled in music and theater. All three siblings work in show business.


15 Movie Scenes Recreated With LEGO


This is series of photographs by 21-year old artist Alex Eylar who faithfully recreated scenes from 15 different movies using LEGO blocks and minifigs. Which movies? I'm not gonna tell you. Just kidding: Harry Potter, The Shining, James Bond, The King's Speech, The Social Network, Mission Impossible, A Clockwork Orange, Star Wars, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, American Beauty and The Addams Family.


T-Shirt With Integrated Sunglass-Wiping Cloth


This is the Wipe t-shirt from Japanese clothier fift. It has three microfiber clothes on it to clean your touchscreen devices, sunglasses, oooooooor wipe your greasy-ass sausage fingers on and f*** everything up. Did I mention a single shirt will set you back $90? Because that's true, making it far more economical to wear your glasses until you can't see out of them anymore and buy a new pair than wear one of these every day of the week.


Energy Saving Dialug Twist-Timer Wall Plugs


Dialug is a conceptual electrical outlet that's rotatable so you can either set a plugged-in appliance for constant power or a limited amount of time. Can't fall asleep without the light on but want it to go out after you're under to save energy?

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Transformer: 1-Pound Rifle Turns Into A Fishing Pole


This is the $425 Pack Rifle, a .22 caliber single-shot rifle that turns into a fishing pole in case you're tired of hunting wabbit and wanna grill some fish over the campfire or whatever the hell you outdoorsy types do.

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I Call The Scimitar!: Pillow Fight Weaponry


These are a bunch of pillow fight pillows with images of weapons silkscreened on them.

Thanks to bb, who agrees the key to winning a pillow fight is suffocating your opponent with one. Har! Har!.

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Origami Expert Creates Folding Ukulele Kits


Brian Chen, best know as the origami expert who created these Batman, Iron Man andWall-E models, is back at, this time WITH FOLDABLE UKULELE KITS OF HIS OWN DESIGN. This soprano-sized kit, which takes "about half a day" to construct will set you back around $85, or you can get a "supermini" version for $75. Good lookin', Brian.


Eye Candy: Paint Splatter Superheroes


This is series of paint splatter superheroes by artist Arian Noveir. Now before you go running off to the comments to complain there's no way you could splatter paint like that, don't. They're DIGITAL. Although you could probably recreate them IRL with the right amount of masking. You know, if a person put their mind to it they could actually accomplish a lot with some paint splatter.


Sadness: The Crashed Ferrari Coffee Table


This is a coffee table containing the compacted remains of a Ferrari inside constructed by designer Charly Molinelli. It serves as a somber reminder of the dangers of driving a Ferrari into a car compactor. Gosh, it's so sad I can barely look at it. But you know what would be even sadder? An any-other-car coffee table.




Hot Pocket: Homemade Pizza Slice Sleeping Bags


This is a $300 sleeping bag that looks like a slice of pizza from Etsy seller brookish7. It's perfect for the person who's always wanted to sleep in a tauntaun.

The sleeping bag is constructed by hand. I use recycled quilts for the stuffing. I dye the fabric for the cheese and sauce part myself. The bag is lined with satin which makes it not only adorable but luxurious and comfortable. The pillows are not attached to the bag so you can arrange them however you wish.

Dimensions are approximately 3 feet by 5 feet.

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Sweet Droid Domepiece: R2-D2 Snowboarding Helmet


Here comes the perfect accessory: an R2-D2 crash helmet. Would I get shot out a cannon wearing one? Yes. Would I get shot out of a car wearing one? No, because I always buckle up. BOOM -- holiday safety PSA outta nowhere. But seriously, folks: drive safe this holiday weekend -- I can't have you getting hurt on my watch.



CL: Borussia Dortmund vs Arsenal 1-2


By Richard Clarke at Emirates Stadium

Arsenal marched into the Knockout Stages of the Champions League for the 12th successive season after a hard-fought 2-1 win over Borussia Dortmund on Wednesday.

As usual, the goals came courtesy of Robin van Persie. The first from a magnificent assist by Alex Song, the second via Thomas Vermaelen’s flick-on.

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57-Story Porsche Designed Highrise Features Car Elevator That Drops Both Car And Resident Off At Unit


A $650-million, 57-story highrise designed by Porsche is going up in Sunny Isles Beach, Florida and will feature a robotic car elevator that takes condo owners directly to their door while still in the vehicle. That...sounds convenient. Convenient and terrifying. I guess that's the price you pay for not having to carry groceries. Carry groceries, LOL -- units are $9-million.

After the resident pulls over and switches off the engine, a robotic arm that works much like an automatic plank will scoop up the car and put it into the elevator. Once at the desired floor, the same robotic arm will park the car, leaving the resident nearly in front of his front door.

The glass elevators will give residents and their guests unparalleled views of the city or of the ocean during their high-speed ride, expected to last 45 to 90 seconds.

The 57-story luxury tower will have 132 units. Smaller units will be allocated two parking spaces and larger ones will have four, with 284 robotic parking spaces in total. There will be three elevators.

Residents will be able to see their cars from their living rooms.

EPL: Norwich City vs Arsenal 1-2


By Richard Clarke at Carrow Road

Arsenal grabbed their fifth successive Premier League win with a 2-1 comeback at victory at Norwich on Saturday.

As ever, Robin van Persie stole the show by scoring both goals for the visitors. The Dutchman now has 31 Premier League goals in the calendar year – a record matched on only four other occasions.

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EPL: Arsenal vs West Brom 3-0




By Richard Clarke at Emirates Stadium

Arsenal racked up their fifth straight Premier League win at Emirates Stadium with a comfortable 3-0 success over West Brom on Saturday.

As ever, Robin van Persie was at the hub of the action, scoring the first himself before setting up strikes for Thomas Vermaelen and Mikel Arteta.

Babe Of The Month 11/2011: Kendall Jenner


Kendall Nicole Jenner (born November 3, 1995) is a commercial model and TV personality who is featured on the E! reality TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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EPL: Chelsea vs Arsenal 3-5


By Richard Clarke at Stamford Bridge

Arsenal are back – emphatically, completely, utterly.

Arsène Wenger’s side snatched a stunning 5-3 comeback win at Stamford Bridge on Saturday with Robin van Persie grabbing a sumptuous hat-trick.

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I Kinda Want: $300 iPhone Case Belt Buckle


The lid glides open on stainless steel hinges using a strong earth magnet to keep your iPhone holster firmly shut. Forget about worrying over signal loss because this pricey bad boy is just too cool to even care.

It also comes in silver or black aluminum or rosewood. Any style belt with removable belt buckle can be paired with this litte beauty or just clip it and go.


The Angry Birds Birds Imagined In Real Life


Angry Birds IRL of the Day: DeviantArtist Mohamed Raoof modified photos of real-life birds to make them look a bit more like their angry video game counterparts.

I’m sure he would have done the enemies, too, but it turns out that spherical green pigs don’t occur in nature.

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30K Piece LEGO Death Star Hangar Diorama


The build measured 6 by 6 feet and he only got to display it once. Jay has been a LEGO fanatic since 1973, and hasn't had the heart to take it apart yet.

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Do Want: Magic Wand Salt & Pepper Shakers


For the peckish pixie in your life, grab a set of the Salt + Magic Shakers from our buddies at Fred & Friends. These adorably funny salt and pepper shakers look just like a pair of magic wands.


I ♥ Cold Beverages: Mold For Makin' Ice Straws


With this ice tray, you can make straws out of ice. I guess that's good for the environment, but more importantly it means you can drink a soda and leave NO EVIDENCE. Each silicone rubber mold will quickly make six 8" straws out of whatever easily frozen fluids tickle your fancy.

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Carling Cup: Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 2-1


Arsenal were saved by a quickfire double from Andrey Arshavin and Park Ju-young as they beat Bolton 2-1 in the Carling Cup quarter-finals.

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EPL: Arsenal vs Stoke City 3-1


By Richard Clarke at Emirates Stadium

Substitute Robin van Persie grabbed a late brace as Arsenal continued their revival with a 3-1 win over Stoke at Emirates Stadium on Sunday.

The Dutchman slotted home cut-backs from Gervinho on 73 and 82 minutes as Arsène Wenger’s side registered their third win inside eight days.


EPL: Arsenal vs Sunderland 2-1


By Richard Clarke

Robin van Persie reaffirmed his commitment to Arsenal then fired his side to a crucial 2-1 win over Sunderland on Sunday.

The captain used his programme notes to assure the Emirates Stadium faithful that his full focus was on hauling Arsène Wenger’s team back up the table.




Babe Of The Month: 10/2011


Lily Jane Collins (born 18 March 1989)is a British-American actress and television personality.

Early lifeCollins was born in Guildford, Surrey, England, and is the daughter of British musician Phil Collins and his second wife, American-born Jill Tavelman.

She is the half-sister of actress Joely Collins and musician Simon Collins, and also has two half-brothers from her father's remarriage, Nicholas and Matthew Collins. She graduated from Harvard-Westlake School and is currently a student at the University of Southern California with a major in broadcast journalism.

CL: Arsenal vs Olympiacos 2-1


By Richard Clarke

Arsenal secured their first win in Champions League Group F with a tense 2-1 victory over Olympiacos at Emirates Stadium on Wednesday night.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain fired home the first in the eighth minute - a goal that made him the Club’s youngest-ever English scorer in the competition. Andre Santos added a second midway through the half.




EPL: Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 3-0


By Richard Clarke at Emirates Stadium

Robin van Persie hit the 100th goal of his Asrenal career as Arsène Wenger’s side hit form with a 3-0 win over Bolton on Saturday.

The Dutchman squeezed home the opener a minute after the break to relieve the tension after an uneasy first half.

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Apocaplyptic Playhouse: Mushroom Cloud Fort


The structure is about twenty feet tall, and the artist intended for it to show "two conflicting ideas," which one can only assume is "play" and "doom," though it's supposedly representative of the contradiction between what our eyes enjoy and what our mind knows...


1/8-Scale Lamborghini Selling For $4.7 Million, Actual Car Only $380K


You might want to check out this model Lamborghini Aventador that’s priced at at a cool $4.7 million. That’s no typo; this model car retails millions more than what the actual car will cost you (FYI, the real Lamborghini Aventador just costs $379,700.)


Sweet LED (Light Emitting Dinosaur) Drawings


This is a series of (mostly) dinosaur LED drawings by artist Darren Pearson.

Obviously Darren has a superhuman sense of spatial awareness because one time at a rave I tried swinging two glowsticks around on shoe strings and ended up putting some dude's eye out and strangling myself.

Then I chewed on one until it accidentally started leaking and my mouth was glowing.


Beamer Blasters: BMW's Laser Headlights


At a mere ten microns in size, laser diodes are potentially a hundred times smaller than LED diodes. Lasers can also be upwards of 1,000 times brighter (and even purer white), which is just what you want flashing through your rear-view mirror at night.


And if you're not sold yet, at 170 lumens per watt, lasers are nearly twice as efficient as LEDs, which will likely save you pennies every time you fill up your tank.

Nike's Back To The Future Shoes Are Here


So Nike released their Back To The Future shoes (The 2011 Nike MAG) last night during a special event here in LA that I was rudely not invited to despite 1. being right up the street and 2. Nike knowing good and well I'm down to one shitty pair of flip-flops.

The bad news: they're not as cool as I was hoping, don't auto-lace, and are limited to 1,500 pairs total which will only be sold on eBay (150 pairs/day through September 18th) and already passing $5,000/pair.

The good news: all net proceeds will go to the Michael J. Fox Foundation to fight Parkinson's, and all donations to the foundation through the end of the year will be matched (up to $50 million) by Sergey Brin and Anne Wojcicki. Now that -- that's cool.


In Much More Affordable Shoe News: Limited Edition Kermit The Frog Adidas Superstars


In 'shoes that won't cost thousands of dollars' news, here's a limited edition release of Adidas Kermit the Frog Superstar II's coming out late October/early November.

They're green, have Kermit's iconic collar at the tongue, and read 'The Original Hip Hop' on the side in gold print. No word if the soles are made of Flubber so you can leap like a frog, but if Nike's 'Back to the Future' shoes are any indication of shoes including the features you were hoping for, no.


Homemade Ghostbusters Pillow Proton Packs


This is a homemade Ghostbusters pillow proton pack lovingly crafted by Etsy seller JezebelRose. It is not to be confused with those functional Ghostbusters proton pack backpacks.



EPL: Blackburn Rovers vs Arsenal 4-3


By Richard Clarke at Ewood Park


Blackburn staged a second-half comeback to consign Arsenal to a 4-3 defeat at Ewood Park on Saturday.


At the break, Arsène Wenger’s side seemed set to record a confidence-boosting victory. Gervinho and Mikel Arteta both notched their first goals for the Club; inbetween Yakubu briefly equalised with a cute finish.


EPL: Arsenal vs Swansea 1-0


By Richard Clarke at Emirates Stadium

Arsenal registered their first victory of the Premier League campaign with a 1-0 success over Swansea on Saturday.

In the build-up to this fixture, Arsène Wenger had suggested that - after arrivals, departures and a couple of disappointing defeats - this was the start of the season for his side.




Mikel Arteta in his new colours

Mikel Arteta became Arsenal's final signing of a busy summer after putting pen to paper on a move from Everton just before the transfer window closed.



 
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