Typing Time: 'Click Keypad' Computer Watches

This is the $90 Click Keypad watch. It was made to look like the number pad of a computer keyboard and tells the time by blinking the corresponding numbers in order. Plus you can actually click the keys if you want to pretend like you're hacking an ATM or something to impress a date. *mashing watch buttons* Just watch, any second this thing's gonna start spitting out free money!.

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Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir

The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES. They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design.

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Warp Me Awake, STAT: The Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

This is the $34 Mario warp pipe coffee mug from Fangamer, the same company that brought us the Mega Man energy tank coffee mug. It makes a great stocking stuffer. Or, should I say, stocking clogger? Get it?

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Would Bring To A Knife Fight: DIY 70-Cal T-Rex Rifle

The cartridge, named the .700 WTF ("What The F...") and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3" in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet.

The rifle, with just a 16.25" barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4" steel plate.

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Disney Princesses As Magazine Cover Models

This is a 13-magazine series of Disney princesses as cover models as imagined by artist Petite Tiaras. Now I now what you're wondering...

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EPL: Arsenal vs Everton 1-0

By Richard Clarke

Arsenal broke into the top four for the first time this season after a wonder strike from Robin van Persie ended Everton’s dogged resistance at Emirates Stadium on Saturday.

The afternoon had started in a celebratory mood. This famous football club were 125 years old today and, quite rightly, they laid on a pre-match party.

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Reimagining The Mario Bros Player Select Screen

This is a short animation of a re-imagined Super Mario Bros. player select screen in gritty 3-D with an environmental twist by digital artist Jonathan Fletcher.

Obviously, I would play the hell out of that if it were real. Also, have nightmares. "Nightmares or wet dreams?" Ha, that depends on what the princess looks like. "You mean Yoshi?" Yes, yes I do.

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Glass Multi-Touch Keyboard & Mouse Coming Soon

Jason Giddings' Kickstarter project to develop multi-touch glass keyboards and mice has been fully funded and he expects to have them to market as early as April of next year. You can still donate $250 for a keyboard , $150 for a mouse or $350 for both though.

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EPL: Wigan Athletic vs Arsenal 0-4

By Richard Clarke at the DW Stadium

Arsenal returned to top form with a storming 4-0 win at Wigan on Saturday.

Goals from Mikel Arteta and Thomas Vermaelen on the half-hour put the visitors in control. Gervinho and Robin van Persie finished the job in the second half.

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Babe Of The Month 12/2011: Nadia Bjorlin

Nadia Alexandra Bjorlin born August 2, 1980, is an American actress and singer.

Björlin was born in Newport, Rhode Island but lived in Sweden until the age of 7. Her father was the Swedish composer and conductor Ulf Björlin (1933–1993).Her mother, Fary, is a Persian interior decorator from Iran.

Nadia speaks English, Swedish, Persian, and Azerbaijani. When her family moved to West Palm Beach, Florida, she attended the Palm Beach County School of the Arts (now Dreyfoos School of the Arts) along with her brothers Ulf and Jean Paul, where she excelled in music and theater. All three siblings work in show business.

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