: Pictionary But With LEGO Blocks




Creationary is a new game from LEGO that's basically Pictionary except, instead of drawing, you build stuff with LEGO blocks. Admittedly, I would play it. AND WIN EVERY TIME. You know why? Because I'm LEGOmaniac. Hey -- what's that over there?! *stuffs a couple blocks in mouth* What?! It makes me feel like a chipmunk!

Roll the LEGO® Dice to select one of four exciting building categories: vehicles, buildings, nature or things. With three levels of difficulty you can show off your building skills, while the others guess what you are creating. A great game for family and friends to test your imagination, creativity, building and guessing skills to the max.

With the unique buildable LEGO Dice and changeable rules, LEGO Games is a great way of having fun together with family and friends. An interactive game for 3 - 8 players. Game play approximately 30-60 minutes

Creationary comes with over 340 LEGO pieces and costs around $35. But if you're a cheapskate like me you can just make the game yourself out of an old copy of Pictionary and the LEGO blocks you already have. An echo? HOW THE F*** AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE AN ECHO OUT OF LEGO BLOCKS?! Ooh ooh -- I've got it. *building* Well? "I dunno, a mermaid?" A MERMAID?! NO DAMMIT, IT'S ECHO. You know -- the Dolphin. SEGA CD WILL NEVER DIE! *eats Pictionary card in rage*

Spongebob Actually A Terminator In Disguise


For reasons I will never understand, Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants is a huge hit not only with the tots, but with grown adults. It turns out the obnoxious little yellow sponge who lives under the sea is actually a Terminator robot in disguise!

Who would have thought Spongebob was actually a robot mecha driven by tiny Lego mini figurines. Lego Spongebob's only goal is to brainwash children with his goofy laugh through the laser canon in his mouth. I think I like him more knowing he's packing artillery.

Okay, maybe Spongebob isn't really a robot sent from hell, bent on destroying Earthlings, but still thanks to Flickr user, rack911's Lego creation, the appeal of Spongebob kind of makes some sense now — at least to me.


Link: http://dvice.com/archives/2011/02/lego-spongebob.php

Do Want: A Little Personal Submarine-Boat


The EGO Compact Submarine isn't really a submarine because it can't actually dive, but it does have an underwater cockpit that allows the captain and a passenger to explore the mysteries beneath the ocean blue. Will you discover a new species? Will you discover Atlantis? Or will you discover you have diarrhea two hours off shore? There's no telling! (But probably the diarrhea thing)

The windows of the EGO are made of special acrylic materials, mostly used in aquariums to withstand water pressure and enable light transmission for better visibility. It features a top speed of 4 knots for 4 hours, and it runs for 6-10 hours on a single charge. Other equipment includes a monitoring LCD system, battery monitoring systems, VHF marine two way radio, digital depth gauge, foot pedal, compass and clock.

No word on pricing yet, but can you really put a dollar figure on being one of the first humans to spot a mermaid in the flesh?

Link: http://www.likecool.com/Raonhajes_electric_semi_submarine_EGO--Transportation--Car.html

Packing On Pounds: Stuffed Burger Press


The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and tripling your caloric intake. Unfortunately, it only costs $12.

Link: http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/stuffed-hamburger-press/

Brap! Pop! Flush!: Comic Book Toilet Paper


Toilet paper: you wipe your a$$ with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes you use it as a napkin and then don't understand when your stomach is upset later (SPOILER: YOU ATE DOODOO PARTICLES).

Product Site: http://www.spinninghat.com/product/comic-toilet-roll-paper

That's Cool, I Like Them Big!: New Dinosaur Discovered Named 'Thunder Thighs', Literally



Seen here kicking a raptor like the sexy little football that he is, a Brontomerus mcintoshi - (bronto, "thunder" and merós, "thigh") demonstrates the powerful leg muscles for which they were named.

The new species, described in the journal Acta Palaeontologica Polonica, is a sauropod - the family of dinosaurs famous for their long necks and tails.

It could have given other animals a hefty kick, say its discoverers.

"If predators came after it, it would have been able to boot them out of the way," said Dr Mike Taylor, from University College London, UK.

"What's interesting is that if it were a sauropod that could move particularly fast, you would expect to see very strong muscles on the back of the leg to pull it along. But we don't; this is the opposite. It seems most likely to us that what this is about is being able to deliver a strong kick," he told BBC News.

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12542664

NOT What Zordon Would Do: The Green Ranger Punched Some Dude's Teeth Out

For those of you that don't keep up with ex-Power Rangers, Tommy the Green Ranger (aka nobody's favorite, aka Jason David Frank) is a mixed-martial arts fighter now because, shit, you've gotta do something tough after rockin' wiener-huggin' spandex on a children's show for so long. Well apparently he suffered a bit of Green Ranger rage after a fight last night and got all punchy on some dude's teeth. Why didn't you just call Dragonzord?!

So last night at Legacy fights in Houston, Jason David Frank, the former green power ranger, and owner of 'jesus didnt tap' knocked out a legacy promotions employees teeth. Apparently the guy was collecting the gloves and thought frank was not going to give them back. i wasnt there at the time, but was told by a guy back stage that the guy told him "jesus didnt steal gloves' and Frank got p'ed off. Frank claims the guy touched him first, and it was self defence, from what I'm told the guy didnt hit him, Frank claimed he pushed him I was told.

Basically the kid was skinny and probably 60+ lbs less, and told [f]rank he wasnt going to fight him. Frank then burned off out of the place,a nd the kid went off with missing teeth. kinda ironic he's managed by suckpunch entertainment.

EPL: Arsenal vs Stoke City 1-0

Arsenal edged past Stoke and moved to a point behind Premier League leaders Manchester United but their victory was overshadowed by injuries to Theo Walcott and Cesc Fabregas.

Sebastien Squillaci's seventh-minute header gave Arsenal the victory but injuries to their key duo will be of concern with the Carling Cup final and a Champions League match against Barcelona coming up.

Fabregas came off with what appeared to be a knee complaint in the first half while Walcott was carried off on a stretcher with an ankle injury after being flattened by a clumsy Dean Whitehead challenge.

Much of the pre-match talk had been about how the Gunners would cope without another of their key men, Robin van Persie, who was ruled out yesterday with a hamstring injury.

Arsene Wenger chose Nicklas Bendtner to lead the attack in his absence while Fabregas, Wojciech Szczesny and Samir Nasri returned after missing Sunday's disappointing draw with Leyton Orient.

Tony Pulis recalled Asmir Begovic and Whitehead while Ryan Shawcross skippered the side almost a year to the day the that he broke Aaron Ramsey's leg at the Britannia Stadium.

Clearly determined to put their shock FA Cup draw behind them, Arsenal came flying out of the blocks and rattled the Stoke woodwork with barely a minute gone.

Fabregas slotted in Theo Walcott after some good work by Jack Wilshere, and the England winger beat Begovic at the far post but his shot rebounded off the woodwork and into the goalkeeper's hands.

Walcott tore into the Stoke box again three minutes later after being played through by Bendtner but Begovic came out to smother the ball.

The early pressure paid off for the home side when they took the lead.

Bendtner volleyed across the box from a Wilshere corner to find Squillaci, who headed home unmarked from five yards for his first league goal of the season.

Fabregas looked to be struggling with an injury and was replaced by Andrey Arshavin 14 minutes in.

The Spaniard, who missed most of December with a hamstring injury, looked disappointed to have picked up a knock and will be badly missed by the Gunners if does not recover for Sunday's cup final and the Barcelona game in two weeks' time.

Arsenal remained in control but played the game at a much slower pace following their captain's departure.

Arshavin, who scored the winner against Barcelona last week, skipped past his marker before drawing a good save from Begovic at his near post.

Szczesny had to scramble down to his right to save John Carew's 25-yard volley with Stoke's first chance of the game at the other end.

The Stoke defence backed off as Arshavin raced at the defence and Shawcross, who had been booed with his every touch, hacked the Russian down 20 yards out.

Nasri curled the resultant free-kick a couple of yards wide of Begovic's goal.

Jonathan Walters entered the book for pulling back Walcott in the closing stages.

The decision angered Pulis, who raged at referee Peter Walton and Wenger, who agreed with the referee's call, in the opposing technical area.

Carew was lucky to escape a booking at the start of the second half when he appeared to push over Johan Djourou after coming in late on the tackle.

The away side almost equalised a minute later when Shawcross' deflected header whistled just past Szczesny's goal.

Earlier this season Wenger accused Stoke of playing like a rugby side because of their dirty tactics and he was angered by a late sliding challenge from Rory Delap on Bacary Sagna which the referee deemed not worthy of a booking.

It was Pulis who was up in arms next though as a result of Gael Clichy's late sliding tackle on Jermaine Pennant, which earned the defender a yellow card.

Stoke were looking much more assured in the second period and they went close when Robert Huth headed just over the bar from a Rory Delap long throw.

Arsenal then went on the attack through Arshavin, who dodged a Shawcross sliding tackle to find Walcott in the box but the 21-year-old was off-balance and mis-kicked his attempt on goal.

Walcott was bundled over by Whitehead on the edge of box in the 68th minute but referee Walton waved play on. The winger stayed on the ground, clearly in pain, clutching his ankle before being carried off to be replaced by Denilson.

Bendtner headed wide from six yards after a Wilshere corner as Arsenal looked for a killer second goal with 20 minutes left. Then Marc Wilson clattered into substitute Marouane Chamakh to earn a booking.

Pennant almost stole an equaliser in the last minute of normal time with a beautiful curling free-kick that went into Szczesny's side-netting.

Wenger was infuriated to see the fourth official show there would be five minutes of injury-time but his side held the ball for almost the entire added period to ensure the Gunners held out for a crucial win.

Bathroom Reading: The Entire First Chapter Of Harry Potter Scrawled In A Toilet Stall


Somebody took the time to write the entire first chapter of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' on the wall of a bathroom stall. There's no way anybody could read that top part without standing up and shitting on the floor aside, who the hell does something like this? "Somebody handicapped".

Astute observation! That is a handicapped stall, isn't it? What else can we tell about this person? "Probably has hemorrhoids". Why? "Sitting on the toilet for long periods can cause them." What the -- *standing up and flushing* ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL?!

Link: http://thedailywh.at/2011/02/20/bathroom-graffiti-of-the-day/

FA Cup 5th Round: Leyton Orient vs Arsenal 1-1


Leyton Orient handed Arsenal a reality check as the npower League One side battled to a famous 1-1 draw with a late goal from substitute Jonathan Tehoue in the FA Cup fifth-round tie at Brisbane Road.

The Gunners made 10 changes from the side which had beaten Barcelona in midweek, but lacked a cutting edge in attack before they eventually made the breakthrough when Tomas Rosicky headed in on 53 minutes.


However, Orient produced a late rally and substitute Tehoue drilled home with a minute left to earn a money-spinning replay which keeps alive the dream of a quarter-final at Manchester United.

Arsene Wenger made the expected sweeping changes from the starting XI against Barcelona, with midfielder Alex Song the only survivor while 18-year-old centre-half Ignasi Miquel made his first-team debut and Manuel Almunia returned in goal.

However, captain Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri and Jack Wilshere were all on the bench if needed.

It was a bright start by the home side, who had knocked out Championship promotion hopefuls Norwich and then Swansea in the last rounds, as skipper Stephen Dawson tested Almunia with a low drive from 20 yards.

Arsenal, though, soon settled and Marouane Chamakh glanced a header goalwards after good work down the left from Kieran Gibbs and Andrey Arshavin, who came off the bench to net the winner against Barcelona.

Orient, cheered on by a capacity 9,000 crowd, were not overawed and tried to take the game to their illustrious opponents.

On 14 minutes, Gibbs fed Chamakh at the edge of the penalty area, but the Moroccan - whose last of his 11 goals came in November - could only hit a tame sidefoot effort which Jamie Jones saved comfortably, At the other end, Charlie Daniels sent a 25-yard effort just over following a corner.

Arsenal, though, were soon back on the offensive, as Jones kept out Arshavin's low drive.

Andrew Whing pushed Rosicky over to concede a free-kick just outside the Orient box on the left flank. Arshavin's delivery, though, was headed clear.

Bendtner was the next Arsenal player off target, scuffing his half-volley wide from 18 yards.

Orient continued to close down Arsenal as the visitors struggled to open up the home side in the final third.

As the break approached, Chamakh stabbed wide as he stretched to get on the end of Gibbs' low centre across the six-yard box.

Arshavin weaved into the right side of the Orient penalty area, but could only find the side-netting.

Orient made a change for the second half as injured defender Jason Crowe was replaced by Thomas Carroll.

With an already congested fixture list, which includes next Sunday's Carling Cup final against Birmingham at Wembley, the last thing Wenger will have wanted was a replay, and Arsenal started with more urgency.

However, once more Orient defended in numbers, denying the Gunners any time on the ball.

Arsenal finally took the lead on 53 minutes.

Bendtner's persistence in the right side of the penalty area paid off when his cutback was glanced into the far corner by Rosicky - his first goal since January 2010.

Orient could have let their heads drop, but immediately went on the offensive as Alex Revell looped a header goalwards.

Arsenal, though, continued to look threatening on the break, with Arshavin's turn and run almost playing in Rosicky.

On 68 minutes, the Czech midfielder was denied a second goal by a brilliant reaction save at the near post from Jones, who also blocked the rebound.

Tehoue injected some pace into the Orient attack and the French forward broke quickly down the right, as Revell swept a first-time effort wide from the edge of the Arsenal box.

Orient knew time was running out so pressed forwards, but in doing so left themselves open on the counter-attack.

Tehoue broke down the right again and crossed to the centre where Revell fired in his shot - only for the much-maligned Sebastien Squillaci to somehow make a saving block as the hosts shouted for handball. A subsequent glance at the Frenchman's buffeted face revealed the truth.

Arshavin almost made the tie safe when he dashed clear down the left, but his shot flew across goal and clipped the far post.

Orient, though, were not to be denied a famous result as Tehoue drilled in an equaliser with just a minute left as Brisbane Road erupted.


Wenger gracious in parity

Arsene Wenger admitted a sense of frustration that Arsenal failed to kill off Leyton Orient.

"We have played the game with the right attitude and could not fault our fighting spirit, but you also have to give credit to Leyton Orient because they never gave up and fought very hard," Wenger said.

"As long as you do not score the second goal, that can happen. Overall it is a disappointment, but we are still in the competition and will now play at home. The most important thing is to go through.

"You had a match against a team which is technically superior, but fighting spirit has a chance."

Wenger, though, continued: "The most negative side of our result today is one more fixture and in fairness that is not what we needed.

"We have had problems in the cups against teams from the lower divisions to finish them off, but also we have given a lot.

"Sometimes, mentally, a breather would not be bad.

"What people forget is that since the beginning of December, we have played every three days, so sometimes to have a week where we could give the players a little breather would not be bad."

Yet Wenger did not begrudge Orient their big night at the Emirates.

He said: "It will make their budget for the season, if not more, and to scrap that off would be a blow to all the smaller clubs in England.

"They suffer already, so you would not have a lot of supporters to do that (scrap replays)."

Goodbye Durability!: Cardboard Flashdrives



Flashkus USB drives from Art Levedev Studios: they're made out of cardboard. Why the hell you'd make a flashdrive out of cardboard is beyond me, but maybe Mother Nature was really pushing for them as part of her anti-plastic campaign. GET OVER IT LADY -- MILK JUGS WILL NEVER DIE! Or decompose in a landfill. One thing's for sure though -- a cardboard flashdrive definitely isn't gonna survive a trip through the washing machine.

Link: http://technabob.com/blog/2011/02/15/flashkus-data-concept-art-lebedev/

Classy Kitchen!: Cigarette Fridge Magnets

Cigarette magnets: can you think of a better way to let a child know just how crappy their art is? "Um, yeah -- just tell them till they start crying." Damn you're sick. "Or you could throw it in the trash right in front of them." ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU WIN OKAY?

Anyway, Cigarette Magnets ($15 for 3) from Amron Experimental make it look like you put out a cigarette on whatever the hell you're sticking to the fridge. Clever, but it's gonna take at least a half-dozen cigar magnets to get a cat to stick.

Product Site: http://www.amronexperimental.com/CigaretteMagnet.html

FA Cup: Leyton Orient v Arsenal preview


Leyton Orient midfielder Matthew Spring is doubtful for the visit of the Gunners.

Spring has missed the last two matches with a calf problem and will be handed a late fitness check.

Fellow midfielder Adam Chambers is a definite absentee with a shin injury which is expected to keep him out for another fortnight, but boss Russell Slade has an otherwise fully-fit squad to choose from.

Defender Terrell Forbes will hope for a recall after dropping to the bench at MK Dons in midweek, while striker Jonathan Tehoue is pushing to start after climbing off the bench to hit the winner.

Orient head into the tie in fine form, having lost just once in their last 20 matches and on the back of three straight wins which have lifted them to within three points of the play-off places.

Theo Walcott is expected to recover from a slight hamstring strain for the FA Cup tie at Leyton Orient.

And centre back Johan Djourou is also likely to be included in the squad if he recovers from a back problem he suffered against Barcelona in midweek.

Right-back Bacary Sagna is available after returning from suspension but midfielder Abou Diaby is still banned.

Striker Marouane Chamakh will return to the squad after missing out against Barcelona.

Arsenal (from): Szczesny, Eboue, Koscielny, Clichy, Song, Djourou, Arshavin, Wilshere, Walcott, Bendtner, Chamakh, Fabregas, Nasri, van Persie, Almunia, Rosicky, Sagna, Denilson, Squillaci, Gibbs.

RVP and Meireles lead shortlist



Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie and Liverpool midfielder Raul Meireles head a five-man shortlist for the ESPN PFA Fans Player of the Month award for February.

VOTE NOW for the November winner

Van Persie, who has fully recovered from recent injury troubles, has cemented his place back in the Gunners' starting lineup and has bagged five goals in his last three games in the Premier League - including the double that beat Wolves 2-0.

Having helped Netherlands make it to the final of the 2010 World Cup, the striker has much to prove with his club as he has only shown glimpses of his obvious talent, with injuries hampering his development thus far.

Joining Van Persie on the shortlist is Liverpool's new signing Raul Meireles, who has been very impressive in helping to turn around the club's form in recent games.

The Portuguese midfielder scored three goals in three games in February, including the winner in the 1-0 defeat of Chelsea and has added to his tough-guy reputation by showcasing his attacking flair.

With Liverpool snatching striker Andy Carroll away from Newcastle in January, a substantial portion of the Magpies' hopes are now pinned on controversial midfielder Joey Barton.

Barton's influence on the side has been great, as his two goals helped the Magpies to come back from 4-0 down against Arsenal to claim a memorable draw, while he has also managed to stay out of trouble long enough to put in some consistently excellent performances.

Consistency has not been a problem for Manchester City's Carlos Tevez this season as he has been banging in the goals with regularity. A hat-trick at the start of the month against West Brom saw him continue his rich vein of form, although he was less impressive as City lost the derby to United.

Part of the reason for that defeat was due to the goal scored by United's Nani. An excellent piece of control and finish set his side on his way and then his cross eventually found the boot of Wayne Rooney for a sublime winner. Nani also found the net in the 2-1 defeat to Wolves to cap a very decent personal month for the Portuguese winger.

Each month, the Professional Football Association (PFA), in association with ESPN gives Premier League fans the opportunity to vote for their player of the month. VOTE NOW for your favourite

ESPN PFA AWARD SHORTLIST - FEBRUARY
Premier League:

Joey Barton (Newcastle)

Raul Meireles (Liverpool)

Luis Nani (Man Utd)

Carlos Tevez (Man City)

Robin Van Persie (Arsenal)

Championship:
Craig Bellamy (Cardiff City)

Matty Fryatt (Hull City)

Robert Snodgrass (Leeds Utd)

Adel Taarabt (QPR)

Connor Wickham (Ipswich Town)

League One:

Gary Jones (Rochdale)

Rickie Lambert (Southampton)

Craig Mackail-Smith (Peterborough United)

Glenn Murray (Brighton & Hove Albion)

Myles Weston (Brentford)

League Two:

Stuart Fleetwood (Hereford United)

Ashley Grimes (Lincoln City)

Cody McDonald (Gillingham)

Leon McKenzie (Northampton Town)

Nicky Wroe (Shrewsbury Town)

Fabregas committed to Arsenal

Cesc Fabregas has re-affirmed his commitment to Arsenal after further speculation that he will leave England to join Barcelona in the summer.

Fabregas has never hidden his desire to play for the Spanish champions, but has always stated that he owes Arsenal, and manager Arsene Wenger, everything for giving him his first chance in football. The midfielder was instrumental in Arsenal's 2-1 win over the Blaugrana in the Champions League on Wednesday and now the 23-year-old says he wants to focus solely on ending Arsenal's six-year wait for silverware.

"I'm showing I'm committed to this club and we want to do great things,'' Fabregas said. ''I want to continue working to improve and help us win trophies. We are still fighting in all four competitions.

"We want to win everything and go the furthest possible in all competitions. My future is the last thing on my mind."

Arsenal can end their trophy drought with a Carling Cup final win over Birmingham next Sunday, while they are in second place behind Manchester United in the league and travel to Leyton Orient in the FA Cup this weekend.

Indeed, Wenger insists that Arsenal are capable of winning the quadruple this season, claiming his team have the belief and commitment to go "to the end" in all competitions.

"We want to go far in all competitions, I've said that many times," he told Sky Sports. "How far can we go? I personally believe we can go very deep in each competition we play, to the end. It's just down to how much we believe and how much commitment we show. "I am convinced we have the hunger and we have some talent. They are all committed to doing well for this football club."

Yes I'm A Doctor!: Stethoscope Headphones

The sharp minds at Antrepo Design Industry have designed another unique product. Part of their “I’m not” product series, the Stetheadphone is a headset that looks like a stethoscope.

Link: http://technabob.com/blog/2011/02/14/stetheadphone-stethoscope-headphone/

Eye Candy: 3-D Video-Mapped Living Room Is Like Having A Million Living Rooms In One

Using 3-D video-mapping technology, the guys at Mr. Beam were able to transform a plain white living room filled with plain white furniture into whatever kind of fancily decorated living room they desired by projecting different patterns onto the various elements. Coooooool. Now make the couch look like a pile of skulls!

We created an unique physical 3D video mapping experience by turning a white living room into a spacious 360° projection area.

This technique allowed us to take control of all colors, patterns and textures of the furniture, wallpapers and carpet. All done with 2 projectors.


Granted it's not very practical for an actual living room unless you live entirely in the kitchen and only admire the space from the tent you built out of a bedsheet and barstools, because once you step foot in there you gonna be casting all kinda shadows. And, just like that, your cool-lookin' living room turns into less of a place to relax, and more of a place to be blinded by a projector and stub your toes on the f***ing coffee table.

Typing With Tootsies: Keyboard Flip Flops


Kito Keyboard flip flops are exactly what they sound like. Unless you thought they sounded like actual keyboards you wear on your feet, in which case, okay, maybe I was wrong. Just kidding, I'm never wrong.

Sometimes I do moonlight as a Dr. Wong though, but that's only to sneak into the hospital and steal meds. So yeah, keyboard flip flops. Sure the print will wear off within the first week, but at least the shape of the keys will still be there. That's something, right? No, it's not. Not something worth spending money on anyways. But you know what is worth spending money on? Apparently a bunch of shit on eBay when I'm wasted right before bed. Just sayin', you know how many of those porcelain Precious Moments figurines I've had show up at my door? Every. Single. One.

Official Site: http://www.kito.co.th/KITO/main.html

Champions League (Last 16 1st Leg): Arsenal vs Barcelona 2-1



Robin van Persie and Andrey Arshavin struck as Arsenal staged a brilliant late comeback to claim a 2-1 win and give themselves a real chance of progressing in the Champions League.

David Villa fired Barcelona, hailed by Arsene Wenger as the world's best team, ahead in the first half after combining with Lionel Messi.

But their superiority faded after the break when Arsenal took control, with Van Persie starting the comeback in the 79th minute before Andrey Arshavin smashed home a superb winner.

Just 24 hours after their north London rivals Tottenham shocked Serie A leaders AC Milan, Arsenal stunned the Spanish champions.

For spells it was last season's quarter-final at Emirates Stadium all over again, with Barcelona playing some breathtaking football orchestrated by Messi.

They made it look so easy for much of this last-16 first-leg clash as they slid the ball around Arsenal's defence and sent players darting into the box.

Wenger declared yesterday that the Gunners were determined to prove they were a different team to the one humbled 6-3 on aggregate last season.

The gulf in class still appeared to exist, however, and the only wonder was that Barcelona had not made more of a purple patch, with Messi guilty of missing a glorious chance.

But the tide turned after the interval when Arsenal attacked with greater conviction and they were rewarded with their first win against the Spaniards.

Barcelona brought their vast array of stellar names to north London with Messi, Villa, Andres Iniesta and Xavi Hernandez all on display.

But Arsenal looked far from intimidated by their opponents' reputation as they set off at a frantic pace, Theo Walcott initiating the onslaught at breakneck speed.

Having carved Barcelona open once early on, Walcott threaded his way across the penalty area, evading several defenders as he ran, before finding an unmarked Cesc Fabregas.

The skipper lifted the ball to Van Persie who forced a superb save on the half-volley from Victor Valdes from a tight angle.

Sensing they needed to weather the storm against an Arsenal side looking to make an early statement, Barcelona bided their time before moving through the gears in the 15th minute.

Arsenal's defence was outmanoeuvred when Iniesta sent Messi through on goal.

Messi had timed his run perfectly, leaving Laurent Koscielny and Johan Djourou stranded, but with only Champions League debutant Wojciech Szczesny to beat he steered his shot wide of the right post.

It was a massive let-off for the Gunners, who found themselves being pushed back with increasing regularity as Messi directed a shot from a good chance straight at Szczesny.

Once again Walcott sliced through Barcelona's midfield, picking out Fabregas, but the Spaniard's cross was cleared just before Van Persie could connect.

The visitors had been threatening a goal, however, and it arrived in the 27th minute through Villa.

It all looked so easy as Messi played a perfect pass through to the Spain striker who expertly sent his shot past Szczesny.

Respite was offered by a dynamic run from Jack Wilshere, but the move ended when Van Persie took one touch too many before unleashing his shot.

Messi scrambled the ball into the net as half-time approached but the flag had been raised for offside.

Arsenal made a bright start to the second half with Wilshere just failing to get enough power on his shot to trouble Valdes.

There was greater energy about Arsenal as they staged a series of attacks, although their cause was not helped when Fabregas sent a free-kick into the arms of Valdes.

The returning Samir Nasri threatened at the near post but Gerard Pique arrived to bundle his cross into touch before Van Persie could connect and moments later the Dutchman was kept out by Valdes.

Arsenal suffered a scare in the 68th minute when Eboue let Messi creep free, but the Argentinian hit the sidenetting instead of squaring to a line of team-mates queuing up to pounce.

Arsenal continued to press as the game became increasingly open and in the 79th minute their endeavour was rewarded.

Gael Clichy did the initial damage with a superbly-lofted ball down the left channel that was gathered by Van Persie.

The Holland marksman was at a tight angle but his powerful shot slipped inside Valdes at the near post.

It was a poor piece of goalkeeping from Valdes but he could do nothing about the winner that arrived with six minutes to go.

Revelling in the space now available to them, Arsenal burst free down the right through Nasri.

Arshavin, who had replaced Walcott, arrived on the edge of the penalty area to pick up the Frenchman's pass before burying the ball into the back of the net for the goal which gives Arsenal the edge ahead of their challenging trip to the Nou Camp.

Coca-Cola's Secret Ingredients Discovered?


According to a story by NPR's This American Life, the 125-year old top-secret Coca-Cola Classic recipe was accidentally leaked in the photo accompanying a 1979 Atlanta newspaper article about the soda giant, but nobody noticed it until now.

And while companies like Pepsi have deduced the general ingredients on their own, none have unlocked the "Merchandise 7X flavoring" that gives Coke its unique taste and bubbly burn. "The company has always said, and as far as I know it's true, that at any given time only two people know how to mix the 7X flavoring ingredient," Mark Pendergrast, historian and author of For God, Country and Coke told This American Life. "Those two people never travel on the same plane in case it crashes; it's this carefully passed-on secret ritual and the formula is kept in a bank vault."

Link: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/02/15/is-this-the-real-thing-coca-colas-secret-formula-discovered/


Arsenal vs Barscelona: Get Behind The Gunners!!



This Wednesday’s UEFA Champions League match against FC Barcelona promises to be a special occasion and one of the great nights at Emirates Stadium.

The Gunners are urging all Arsenal supporters to arrive early on Wednesday evening for the first leg of our last-16 tie to ensure that the stadium is completely full by kick-off.

Every supporter in the ground will find a specially-designed flag on their seat, so make sure you arrive at Emirates Stadium in plenty of time to help us create a winning atmosphere!

EPL: Arsenal vs Wolves 2-0

Wolves somehow avoided a landslide as Arsenal banished memories of Newcastle's comeback last week with a comprehensive victory in the Premier League at the Emirates.

Robin van Persie scored both goals, the first an athletic volleyed effort, and having surrendered a four-goal lead at St James' Park, the Gunners never looked like losing their way this time.

Relegation candidates Wolves, meanwhile, may just be happy not to have conceded more after the hosts somehow failed to add to their tally despite numerous chances.

Having been deployed in the anchor role for England in midweek, Jack Wilshere almost immediately set about showing his attacking credentials.

One nice touch set up an early Arsenal break and then, with three minutes gone, he left Jamie O'Hara for dead as he surged toward the Wolves box.

Christophe Berra tripped him just outside the area to set up a promising free-kick for Van Persie, but he shot well over.

The Dutchman's radar was even further off moments later when he screwed Alex Song's pass well wide from 20 yards.

With 16 minutes gone Arsenal scored the opener, Cesc Fabregas floating a cross in from the right channel and Van Persie executing a wonderful volley from a horizontal position.

Andrey Arshavin should have made it 2-0 four minutes later but fluffed his shot after Wayne Hennessey misread a Van Persie corner.

Wolves seemed most troublesome from corners, Berra and Ronald Zubar both winning headers but failing to test Wojciech Szczesny in the Arsenal goal.

The visitors seemed increasingly nervy though, Hennessey suffering from a lack of communication with his defenders and Wilshere coasting into the box uncontested.

Wolves somehow avoided going further behind twice in the space of seconds as Arsenal exerted more pressure.

Wilshere freed Arshavin with a glorious long pass before the Russian left Zubar on his backside as he pivoted and cut across to Van Persie.

His shot was saved brilliantly by Hennessey only for the loose ball to reach Fabregas, whose low drive ricocheted off the retreating Richard Stearman on the line.

An offside flag, as well as a modest finish, denied Arshavin after fine work by Walcott and despite being just one behind, Wolves looked shellshocked.

Referee Chris Foy turned down a penalty appeal from Arshavin and Hennessey saved well from Van Persie at his near post seconds before the interval to leave Wolves, improbably, still in the game.

Wilshere continued to show his class as the second period started, easing past a handful of Wolves players in the penalty area and laying the ball off to the supporting Walcott for what looked a certain goal.

Walcott contrived to send his shot wide and looked almost as shocked as his team-mates not be celebrating a second.

Hennessey was playing his part too, saving smartly with his foot after Nenad Milijas looked as if he might turn Walcott's cross over his own line.

By now the game was being played almost exclusively in Wolves' final third, with Arshavin and Walcott causing endless problems on the wings.

Finally, with 56 minutes on the clock, Van Persie made it 2-0.

Fabregas was the creator with a perfectly-weighted pass from the deep leaving Walcott and Van Persie with a two on one against Berra.

The England winger did his job, rolling the ball to his team-mate who slotted home his 10th league goal of the season.

The chances continued, first Fabregas and then Van Persie going close.

Walcott had more energy than even the Wolves substitutes and drew a foul from replacement striker Sylvan Ebanks-Blake after 72 minutes.

With Barcelona awaiting on Wednesday, Arsene Wenger used the break in play to withdraw Arshavin and Van Persie, with the superb Wilshere following soon after.

Arsenal's tempo slowed from then and they had a hairy moment off an 82nd-minute corner when Szczesny was forced to palm a looping ball over the bar.

Walcott probably deserved a goal and was unlucky to see a late effort smothered by the brave Hennessey following a neat one-two with Marouane Chamakh.

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WOULD CATCH, SNUGGLE: PokéKitty


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Premier League: Arsenal v Wolves - Preview



By Richard Clarke

“Barcelona will be an interesting game but, for us, the best way to be in a good position to beat them is to defeat Wolves on Saturday,” said Arsène Wenger with a stern sincerity at the end of his press conference on Friday.

"This game is as important, if not more important, than Barcelona. In my opinion it is actually more important by far.

“We have four days after this game to prepare for Barcelona. We play Saturday afternoon and Wednesday night, so there's no need [to save players]. I concede that when it's Monday, Wednesday, Saturday then you have to make decisions.

"But anyway, in August, we started to fight for every single ball to be in a position to go for the Premier League and now is the time of truth.

“This is the time for us to make an impact. We are in a strong position and so it would be absolutely stupid now not to prioritise the Premier League.

"We go for four different challenges and you only have a chance to achieve that if you can put your total focus in every single game. That's why it's so difficult and that's why it demands special mental strength and preparation.

"So mentally, getting ready for Wolves is the most important thing."

Got the message out there, everyone? Be it Barcelona on Wednesday or Brisbane Road next Sunday, Arsenal are unconcerned.

Wolves are what it is all about.

After last weekend’s four-goal fall away, the call for focus is hardly surprising. Before their visit to Newcastle, Arsenal had let in one goal in their previous five Premier League games. The quartet they would concede inside the final 22 minutes at St James’ Park seemed to draw more criticism than Manchester United’s defeat to this weekend’s opponents. It is understandable yet, looking at the table alone, Arsenal actually caught up ground.

But then football’s logic has never worked in straight lines.

“I hope the Newcastle game will have a positive effect,” said Wenger.

“Every result has a psychological impact. I am confident it will be a positive one on the players and that we got away with what happened against us without being really punished.

“Our distance with Manchester United is not bigger but shorter. So let’s take advantage of that in the next games.”

That Wolves win was widely celebrated by Arsenal fans. Not just because it tightened the table or put perspective on their profligacy earlier in the day, but because it ended the unbeaten campaign of Sir Alex Ferguson’s side.

The feat of the ‘Invincibles’ in 2004 is unprecedented in modern English football but Manchester United were starting to sniff parity. Losing that chance is a blow in itself but, when Arsenal’s 49-game run was ended in controversial fashion at Old Trafford in October 2004, they struggled to respond. This season, even dropping a few draws could cost them the title with so little to choose between the top three – and Manchester United start their recovery against cross-town rivals City on Saturday morning.

“It is very difficult psychologically to start again,” admitted Wenger. “For us it was 49 games and we lost the 50th game under special circumstances. So the sense of injustice was even more difficult to swallow. But it’s always difficult when you are on an unbeaten run and you lose it.

“I will look at it and see how they respond. Usually, they respond well. But it is a derby so anything can happen. It is maybe a chance for Man City to come back to Man United. But it will be a very open derby, more than ever.”

Johan Djourou has been passed fit after coming off with a knee problem before the comeback at Newcastle. Alex Song (thigh) and Denilson (hamstring) should be fit after missing that the trip.

Abou Diaby is injured but started a three-game domestic suspension anyway. Tomas Rosicky misses out after picking up a groin injury on international duty. The latter should be OK for Barcelona, the former has a little chance.

Perhaps that Wolves win over Manchester United should not have been a massive surprise. They had already beaten Chelsea and Manchester City at Molineux. Those nine points represent 37 per cent of their total accumulation in the Premier League this season.

They clearly like playing against the big boys but, at the same time, their away form is clearly letting them down. They have taken four points and scored just nine goals - both Premier League lows.

Arsenal have won their last 11 straight games against Wolves but that run was nearly halted last season when Mick McCarthy’s side were beaten by the latest of last-gasp headers from Nicklas Bendtner.

Back then it kept alive Arsenal’s title bid. Depending on what happens at Old Trafford, this season's victory just might shape it, you never know. But just don’t expect the same strong-arm, organised approach from the West Midlanders.

“Wolves play in a very positive way,” said Wenger. “They have changed their approach a little bit now.

“They take care of the quality of their passes. They have a good technical midfield with Henry, Milias and O’Hara. They are very strong in the centre and so it is very important to take care of our midfield play.

“But I told you at the beginning of January that our home form will be the key for us to have a good chance to win the Premier League. Since then we have responded very well at home and every game is a real challenge for any top team.”

The next two games at Emirates Stadium could massive for Arsenal. In the knee-jerk arena of the Premier League, fans and the media are always looking for ‘defining’ moments. But only history gives us clarity.

At 5pm last Saturday, it felt like Wenger’s men had suffered a mortal blow. But, in fact, it was Manchester United who cost themselves much more a couple of hours later.

Get used to it. This title race will be goal-for-goal, point-for-point, blow-for-blow for the remainder of the season. Hero one week, zero the next.

That is why Barcelona will have to wait for now.

Fixture news - Stoke, Leyton Orient replay


Arsenal.com have received confirmation from the Football Association that in the event of a draw in our Fifth-Round tie on February 20, the replay will be played as under:

Arsenal v Leyton Orient
FA Cup Fifth-Round Replay
Wednesday, March 2
Kick off 7.45pm
Emirates Stadium

As Arsenal's FA Cup Fifth-Round fixture away at Leyton Orient will be played on Sunday, February 20, our home Premier League fixture versus Stoke City will now be played as under:

Arsenal v Stoke City
Premier League
Wednesday, February 23 (originally February 22)
Kick off 7.45pm
Emirates Stadium

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Malaysia Releases 6,000 Mutant Mosquitoes To Combat Disease



Mosquitoes: they nasty. And now Malaysia has genetically modified a strain of all-males that are supposed to produce young that die soon after birth and released them into the wild with the hope they'll help reduce Dengue fever outbreaks.

Dengue fever is a particularly nasty bug found in tropical and subtropical climes like Malaysia's, causing nausea, muscle and joint pain, fever, headaches, rashes, and sometimes death if left untreated (in Malaysia it killed 134 people last year).

The experiment was conducted less to see if the GM mosquitoes' offspring would die off earlier and more to see how the 6,000 mosquitoes themselves would fare in the wild. That also happens to be the sticking point for environmental groups and locals who are incensed that the Malaysian government went ahead with the experiment over their protests. Tweaking genomes, critics say, could lead to unforeseen and uncontrollable consequences.

EPL: Newcastle Utd vs Arsenal 4-4



By Chris Harris at St. James’ Park

It was the best of games; it was the worst of games.

For 45 minutes on Saturday, Arsenal were unplayable. They led within seconds and looked out of sight after ten minutes thanks to a three-goal salvo from Theo Walcott, Johan Djourou and Robin van Persie. When the Dutchman added a fourth before the break, all bets were off.

Then it all went wrong.

Djourou hobbled off, Abou Diaby was sent off for shoving Joey Barton and Arsenal unravelled. Barton rolled in one penalty and converted a contentious second after Leon Best had struck from close range. Cheik Tiote completed the great escape and Newcastle, having chased shadows for so long, had chased down a point.

It was the ultimate ‘game of two halves’ and, at the end of it all, Arsenal had squandered a gilt-edged chance to pile the pressure on Manchester United at the top of the Premier League.

The leaders’ own slip-up at Wolves means this setback is anything but terminal but Arsène Wenger has a job on his hands to lift his players ahead of the next test – against United’s conquerors.


The major injury doubt ahead of this trip north was Alex Song. He was given a 30 per cent chance of recovering from the leg injury he sustained against Everton in midweek but failed to beat those odds. Diaby stepped up from the bench and so did Andrey Arshavin – the Russian replaced Tomas Rosicky.


There was a familiar face on the Newcastle bench – Sol Campbell – and by common consensus this was a good time to face the former Gunner’s latest club. Andy Carroll would not have been fit to face Arsenal but his £35million deadline-day departure to Liverpool had left St. James’ Park under a cloud.


Lest we forget, Carroll’s towering header won the reverse fixture at Emirates Stadium this season and, in his absence, the likes of Djourou and Laurent Koscielny were probably expecting a more comfortable afternoon.


But perhaps not as comfortable as the first half turned out.


A roar greeted the home side as Phil Dowd blew the first whistle but the black-and-white hoards were silenced within 43 seconds. That’s how long it took for Walcott to slip a low shot past Steve Harper after Arshavin’s flick had found him in his favourite position, just right of centre on the shoulder of the last defender.


Newcastle’s fans must be sick of the sight of Walcott – he scored twice here in the Carling Cup in October – but they had other players to worry about soon enough.


The first of those was Djourou. Less than three minutes had elapsed when the Swiss centre back met Arshavin’s pacy left-wing free-kick to direct a header in off the underside of the bar. It was his first goal for the Club and rich reward for his recent form.


Dazed and confused, Newcastle were there for the taking. And Arsenal twisted the knife after 10 minutes with a carbon copy of their opener at West Ham last month. Walcott picked out Van Persie from the right of the penalty area and the Dutchman fired first-time past Harper.


When this place is noisy you can’t hear the pocket of away fans high in the upper reaches of the upper tier. Now they were all you could hear. It was almost eerie.


As Newcastle tried desperately to gain a foothold in the match, Arsenal continued to carve out chances. Walcott sent a ‘pitching wedge’ over the bar from Fabregas’ pass, Arshavin just failed to pick out Wilshere’s charge into the box, Diaby volleyed wide and Harper saved well from Fabregas following a cute flick from Wilshere.


For their part, the hosts looked most dangerous when they fizzed crosses into the Arsenal box. Mike Williamson got up well to meet one but Kevin Nolan inadvertently nodded his header away from danger.


A rather more emphatic header brought the visitors their fourth goal in the 26th minute. A flurry of one-touch passes ended with Sagna in acres of space to measure a cross from the right. Van Persie arrived unmarked to flash a header past Harper.


The Dutchman admitted after his recent Wigan treble that he had come to terms with the prospect of never scoring a hat-trick. Yet he was on the cusp of another treble. Only a wayward finish and a solid Harper save denied him that pleasure before the break.


Arsenal could not have asked for a better start to the first half. They could not have had worse start to the second period.


Within three minutes of the restart Djourou hobbled down the tunnel with a knee injury. A few minutes later Diaby followed him after being shown a straight red card for shoving Barton to the ground – a reaction to a challenge from his fellow midfielder.


Suddenly, Newcastle’s tails were up. 


Szczesny saved well from Danny Simpson after the right back bundled his way into the box but the Pole had no chance with Barton’s penalty, hit low to the keeper’s right after Koscielny was adjudged to have fouled Best.


Interestingly, Nolan wrestled Szczesny to the ground as he tried to retrieve the ball after the spot-kick – much like Diaby had treated Barton. The result? A yellow card… for the Arsenal keeper.


Szczesny made another decent stop from Williamson’s header but, with 16 minutes left, he was beaten again. This time Best did well to bring down a left-wing cross and slide the ball under the keeper.


The atmosphere was much different now and Newcastle flew at Arsenal. Szczesny came into his own, saving brilliantly from substitute Nile Ranger and handling a barrage of crosses with great assurance.


But Newcastle sensed a miraculous comeback and Barton gave them added hope when he converted another penalty after Koscielny was again penalised – this time extremely harshly.


The great escape was complete when Tiote slammed in a shot from the edge of the area and Nolan could even have won it for Newcastle when his effort skimmed just wide in stoppage time.


It was Arsenal’s turn to be stunned. But when the dust settles on this crazy weekend, only one thing will matter.

They are closer to the summit.

EPL: Arsenal vs Everton 2-1



Arsenal came from behind to beat Everton 2-1 at Emirates Stadium and keep within striking distance of Premier League leaders Manchester United.

Louis Saha had put the visitors ahead on 24 minutes when he slotted home, despite being offside.

However, the Gunners turned the game around through substitute Andrey Arshavin and Laurent Koscielny's header.

The Gunners made some 10 changes from the side which had laboured to a 2-1 win over Huddersfield in the FA Cup here on Sunday.

And it was Everton - who have lost only six games, but find themselves in the lower half of the table because of some 12 draws - who started brightly.

With Diniyar Bilyaletdinov offering support to both Saha in attack and then making up the numbers in midfield, it was easy to see why David Moyes' men are hard to beat.

Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere was in the referee's book after just five minutes when he clattered through the back of Mikel Arteta, which would set a trend for the evening.

Everton continued to make all the running during the opening exchanges.

Arsenal finally got some passing together as Bacary Sagna was played in down the right, only to be chopped down by Sylvain Distin who was immediately shown a yellow card by Lee Mason.

Koscielny glanced a header through the six-yard box from a corner, before Cesc Fabregas then dragged a shot wide after a clever backheel from Robin van Persie.

The Gunners were now on top, but just lacked a decisive pass when in the final third.

Theo Walcott broke into the right side of the penalty area, but Tim Howard stood up well at the near post.

Everton, though, were ahead on 24 minutes in controversial fashion.

Saha was offside when Seamus Coleman chipped the ball through, but it spun off Koscielny's boot as he attempted to clear, falling to the Frenchman who slotted a low effort past Wojciech Szczesny.

Despite the protests of the Arsenal players, and consultation with his assistant Stephen Child on the far side, referee Mason allowed the goal to stand.

Arsenal felt more than a sense of injustice and centre-half Koscielny almost made amends when inches away from converting a corner with a diving header at the far post.

The frustration for the home fans continued after Fabregas burst into the Everton box only to drag his shot wide.

Van Persie then did brilliantly to collect a high, angled pass on his chest, but it would not drop and he could only loop the ball over.

Arsenal made a change at the restart, with Abou Diaby replacing Alex Song, who appeared to pick up an injury towards the end of the first half.

Rosicky spun away from his marker and charged forwards, but then dragged a 20-yard strike wide.

The home side continued to press, Diaby powering a header over the bar.

Arteta then went into the book after tripping Fabregas as the Arsenal captain set off on a quick break.

There was then a confrontation when van Persie went in on the Spaniard, and was also shown a yellow card by busy referee.

With 28 minutes left, Tomas Rosicky was replaced by Arshavin and Everton then sent Leon Osman on for Bilyaletdinov.

Diaby cut inside from the left and set himself, but then drilled his 20-yard shot wide.

Arsenal were finally level when Arshavin slotted home after Rodwell's backheader from Fabregas' chip fell to him in the six-yard box.

Osman tripped Walcott in full flow, and became the seventh man in Mason's notebook.

Van Persie sent the resulting free-kick towards the top right angle, which Howard did brilliantly to tip over.

Arsenal, though, were not to be denied and turned the game around when Koscielny headed home from the resulting corner on 75 minutes.

Rodwell glanced a header wide at the far post, but it was Arsenal who closed out the match and collected what could be three crucial points in the title race.

Babe Of The Month 02/2011: Bryce Dallas Howard



Bryce Dallas Howard (born March 2, 1981) is an American film actress. She is best known for her roles in the films The Village, Manderlay, Lady in the Water, Spider-Man 3, Terminator Salvation, The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond, and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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Ryo Miyaichi completes move to Arsenal



Arsenal Football Club is delighted to announce that young Japanese forward Ryo Miyaichi has joined the Gunners on a long-term contract.

18 year-old Miyaichi has just completed taking part in the All Japan High School Soccer Tournament in his home country, where he represented Chukyodai Chukyo High School.

Link: http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ryo-miyaichi-completes-move-to-arsenal
 
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